Archive for July, 2002

  • Rob Spectre
  • 24
  • Jul
  • 02

I am officially putting out a geek rock APB on an assmonger driving a yellow vehicle. The fucker just scraped the shit out of my car and didn’t even leave a note. If you see a yellow vehicle with a scraped up side anywhere collect the following: 1) license number 2) owner’s name and 3) owner’s larnyx served delicately in bed of owner’s rectal cavity.

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  • Rob Spectre
  • 23
  • Jul
  • 02

One moment can turn it all around.

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  • Rob Spectre
  • 22
  • Jul
  • 02

A very terrible thing has been happening to me these past month and a half. I’ve been on dialup for the longest period in my adult life. I felt so dirty, so ashamed. There was no one I could go to; no one who would understand my pain. I would take hot showers over and over and over… but nothing could get the filth off. nothing.

But now, I’m better. I starting taking cable broadband, and in three short hours the itchy dialup rash was gone!

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  • Rob Spectre
  • 12
  • Jul
  • 02

I get angry when we never say what we mean.

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  • Rob Spectre
  • 11
  • Jul
  • 02

Don’t it always seem to go…

That you do don’t know what you got till it’s gone.

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