- 28
- Apr
- 03
Vertical Horizon, Blue October, and Polyesther rocked the house of love in no short order tonight. Though Vertical Horizon is not precisely my cup of tea, Justin from Blue October unleased a positively *unholy* performance tonight. This is not to detract from some really wicked digs by the violinist and some serious rage on behalf of the drummer, but sweet merciful Christ. I thought I was watching the man destroy himself on stage. It was simultaneously painful to watch and wicked hard. Their encore positively devastated the crowd mentally; I’m really not sure many of them knew how to deal with such raw pain. I seriously think some education majors began to go into a brain shutdown.
However, the real purpose of this post is to share something absolutely hilarious. A client who shall go unnamed gave his computer to my boss at Ye Olde Computer Shoppe for repair. So I come in to work today and Mel is quite nearly on the ground, dying of laughter. He is not the type that engages in such bellybusters, so the situation was unusual to say the least. Between chuckles he tried to spit it out, but just kept pointing to the screen. I checked out the tag and saw it was from a psychiatrist who came in with some mouse trouble a few days earlier, unaware of what was so goddamned funny I just stood and watched the screen. After a bit Mel says, “Wait for it… Wait for it…”
That instant a man walked out of the bottom right hand corner of the screen, removed his towel, and began to kneel so that he could masturbate. That’s right, a high resolution animated gay guy hopping out for the fun of it. By the time I picked myself up off the ground, another man can on, soon to be joined by another for a full on french kiss and takedown.
Words really can’t describe the singular type of fun available for a computer guy.