• Rob Spectre
  • 08
  • Sep
  • 08

Like many Americans, I tuned in to the nomination acceptance speech of Sarah Palin deeply skeptical of her selection as McCain’s running mate. With Palin’s non-existent experience outside of Alaska, I -- like many of you -- assumed she was just a controversial diversion intended to blunt the success of Barack Obama’s own convention keynote.

However, after watching her read the spirited words of Bush aides almost like they were her own, I can say humbly that I was wrong. This woman is qualified to do something after all.  Namely, go out with me.

So moved was I by Palin’s speech, that I wrote this song and sent it with love to McCain / Palin ‘08. Just remember Sarah -- even if you’re the number two pick for the number two spot, you’ll always be number one in my heart.

Sarah Palin Is Qualified

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  • Jules
    Here are the lyrics as they are in your video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INtvFOyB6CM

    Sarah Palin is QUALIFIED (to go out with me)
    Words and lyrics by Rob Spectre

    One week ago, I didn't know her name,
    But now the story's out and I've never felt the same.
    You can keep your Margaret Chase Smith, I want
    A governor who's also Grade-A milf

    She's the hottest gal, from the coldest state,
    And I'm she would appreciate it,
    If I mentioned she was qualified.

    Sarah Palin is qualified.
    Sarah Palin is qualified:
    (to go out with me)
    Sarah, she is qualified.
    To go out with me, Sarah's qualified

    hotchickswithdouchebags.com
    Said before she was a hockey mom.
    We could burn some books across the street,
    From our favorite restaurant where we eat moose meat.

    Passed two blue lines, now it's ticket time,
    But she can't name the capital of China.
    She can govern me, she is qualified.

    Sarah Palin is qualified.
    A former mayor, now she's my right wing bride:
    ZOMG! That chick's a Ten, I'd say she's qualified.
    To go out with me, Sarah's qualified.

    Other guys may care about bridges to nowhere,
    You can fire any trooper, I will still think that you're super.
    You bring the pork I'll bring the bacon, you grab your gun we'll go crusadin',
    You may not know what VPs do, but you got a librarian hair do.
    I'm for you and you're for me, we'll get Alaska to secede,
    We'll start our very own country, population two, which you can lead.

    I want to you stay one heartbeat away from me
    Because I'm the change you can believe in
    Forget that that old guy
    For me she's qualified
    Sarah Palin is qualified
    Sarah Palin is qualified to go out with me
    Is the only thing for which this woman's qualified.
    (to go out with me)
    Not run a country
    Or be McCain's VP
    Or get the launch code keys,
    A pretty pitbull please - for me…

    because she's qualified.
  • Lot of positive feedback on this one. Seems the whole of America is ready to get this lady in the sack, if only to keep her out of the White House.

    A few notes:

    1) Mp3

    Don't have one yet. If the viewership blows up this week, I'll get into a studio and get it on wax. The song itself is totally Creative Commons with Attribution, so do what you will. If/when we release an mp3, we'll also put up the original masters for remixing ease. The more manifestations this message take I think the better for the world.

    2) Do you really think Sarah Palin is hot?

    As a long line of angry ex-girlfriends will tell you, being qualified to date Rob Spectre is not a particularly high bar. The way I see it, if being better looking and speaking than John McCain can get you the second highest office in the free world, that's an America I will do well in.

    3) What are the lyrics?

    Here you go:

    One week ago, I didn't know her name,
    But now the word is out and I've never felt the same.
    You can keep your Margaret Chase Smith, I want
    A governor who is Class Ahh milf

    She's the hottest gal, from the coldest state,
    And I'm she would appreciate it,
    If I mentioned she was qualified.

    Sarah Palin is qualified.
    Sarah Palin is qualified:
    (to go out with me)
    Sarah, she is qualified.
    To go out with me, Sarah's qualified

    hotchickswithdouchebags.com
    Said before she was a hockey mom.
    We could burn some books across the street,
    From our favorite restaurant where we eat moose meat.

    Passed two blue lines, now it's ticket time,
    But she can't name the capital of China.
    She can govern me, she is qualified.

    Sarah Palin is qualified.
    A former mayor, now she's my right wing bride:
    ZOMG! This chick's a Ten, I'd say she's qualified.
    To go out with me, she is qualified.

    Other guys may care about bridges to nowhere,
    You can fire any trooper, I will still think that you're super.
    You bring the pork I'll bring the bacon, you grab your gun we'll go crusadin',
    You may not know what VPs do, but you got a librarian hair do.
    I'm for you and you're for me, we'll get Alaska to secede,
    We'll start our very own country, population two which you can lead.

    Sarah Palin is qualified!
    Sarah Palin is qualified;
    (to go out with me)
    Is the only thing for which this woman's qualified.
    (to go out with me)
    Not run a country
    Or be McCain's VP
    Or get the launch code keys,
    A pretty pitbull please - for me...

    because Sarah's qualified.
  • Phil M
    A+, would recommend this seller.
  • Gary F.
    Hi-fucking-larious Rob :)

    -- Gary F.
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