Editor’s Note: Special guest Seth Kingry reports of another dispatch in his ongoing correspondence with a Craig’s List scammer. To our surprise and delight, it appears that “Mary Scott” submitted to “The Conquerer’s” demands.
Got the check today.
Transcribed from above:
Thanks for your sincere attitude and indulgence. However, you really are [sic]
To contact us via the email stated below immediately you receive the payment.
This is the most important for us to be sure the payment is being delivered.
Kindly get back to this contact email address before you go ahead with any transaction.
We will give you further instruction as soon as we read an email from you upon receipt of receiving the payment.
Email to: [email protected] immediately
You receive the check for more details and further
No mention of “Anus Ghost”, nor was it drawn in Euros… so I sent this update to Mary Scott:
From: Seth Kingry
To: Mary Scott
My sweetest Mary Scott,
It has been so long since I have read your lovely words. How have you been? I dreamt about you last night. You were dressed as a tiger, cooking a pot roast.
I have received your check, however there are some problems. First, I am not sure what this check is for. Is it for the “Anus Ghost”? Also, I am going to be unable to cash this unless it is in Euros. My bank (First Powerful United Bank of Bonertown) only deals in international currencies. Is there a way you can cancel this first check and send another drawn in Euros? Also, please be sure to put “Anus Ghost” in the memo field this time.
Seth “The Conquerer” Kingry