• Rob Spectre
  • 10
  • Jan
  • 08

Chat Information – Please wait for a DHL Tracking Specialist to respond.
Chat Information – You are now chatting with ‘Neil’
Neil: Hi. Thank you for contacting DHL Live Chat. How may I help you?
Rob: Hi Neil.
Neil: Hello Rob
Rob: Next day package getting delivered today.
Rob: Wrong zip code.
Rob: Address is correct – xxx San Francisco, CA
Rob: But the zip is not 94116 – it is 94105
Neil: According to our records the address has been updated.
Rob: Can you display the full address?
Neil: Sure.
Neil: The new address on our records is xxx, SAN FRAN, CA 94105.
Neil: Is there anything else I can assist you today?
Rob: 5th floor, right?
Neil: The floor number has not been updated.
Neil: However, I am forwarding a message now to the respective service center and requested them to update the address.
Rob: Right on.
Rob: And this is scheduled for delivery today?
Neil: Yes, the shipment was delayed due to DHL handling error.
Rob: ?
Rob: Can you elaborate?
Neil: The shipment was delayed due to DHL handling error.
Rob: So it is going to be delivery today?
Rob: Or it is not going to be delivered today?
Neil: It should be delivered within 24 hours.
Rob: In some places 24 hours would suggest tomorrow.
Neil: It should be delivered by the end of business tomorrow.
Rob: Where is the package currently?
Neil: The shipment is at origin service center.
Rob: So, it is in Tennessee?
Neil: It is in MEMPHIS.
Rob: hrm.
Rob: So can you evaluate the accuracy of this exchange?
Rob: Rob: And this is scheduled for delivery today? Neil: Yes, the shipment was delayed due to DHL handling error.
Rob: Tennessee to California in the space of six hours would suggest a level of logistics competency that borders on supernatural.
Neil: Currently, the shipment is in transit. Once it reaches the destination service center, it should be delivered.
Rob: So I would imagine.
Rob: What error with the handling caused it to be sent back to the originating service center?
Neil: There was a sorting error.
Neil: Is there anything else I can assist you today?
Rob: What time tomorrow shall it be delivered?
Neil: It should be delivered before 5:00 PM.
Rob: What service was elected for this particular package?
Neil: The shipment was shipped under Next Day service.
Rob: When was the package originally shipped?
Neil: Yes, the shipment was shipped on 01/09/08, 16:32.
Rob: Would you classify this service as achieved or unachieved?
Neil: I am sorry.
Neil: If you wish to file a service failure then I request you to contact shipper.
Neil: Because, we are not authorized to file a service failure for this shipment.
Rob: Would you think some sort of concession would be appropriate for a Next Day delivery delivered the day after next?
Neil: Yes, I request you to contact shipper regarding this issue.
Rob: It appears the shipper did what was necessary.
Rob: The failure appears to be on the part of the shipping company.
Neil: Please accept my sincere apologies for the delay of your shipment.
Rob: I appreciate your apology, however I think some other form of reparation would be fair.
Rob: I’m thinking a hug.
Neil: I once again sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused.
Rob: It kind of hurt my feelings.
Neil: I am sorry.
Rob: I’d feel a lot better if I got a hug with my shipment.
Neil: At this point of time I am unable to help you with the delivery of your shipment.
Rob: Is this something that the delivery person would be incapable of providing?
Neil: I am really sorry for the inconvenience.
Rob: So you guys don’t give hugs for the people you hurt?
Neil: Sorry for the delay.
Neil: I once again sorry for the inconvenience caused. I understand your frustration. However, at this point in time I can only escalate this to the concern department.
Rob: Does the concern department authorize and distribute hugs?
Neil: Please provide us with your e-mail address so that we can get back to you, once a thorough research has done.
Rob: – rob.spectre@gmail.com
Neil: Thank you. We will get back to you through e-mail as early as possible.
Rob: When should I anticipate this hug?
Neil: Within 12 hours.
Rob: Excellent.
Rob: That would be great.
Neil: Do you have anything else for me to help?
Rob: No thank you.
Rob: I’m really looking forward to this hug.
Neil: You are welcome.
Neil: Thank you for using DHL services. Have a great day. Bye.
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.

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  • Please, email to: josemac39@litoral.com.br
  • Hello..

    Please, could you confirm if number 1988659805 is a DHL tracking code ??
  • Free Hugs
    I am also a customer service rep for DHL. I wish some of my exchanges with customers were as entertaining. Next time you need to track a package and speak to a rep, you should call the 800 number and speak to a real person. These Live Chat tards are notorious for not knowing their jobs. If you had spoken to me I would have told you the truth on the first call and followed up on the problem.
    Hope next time works out for you.
  • Arun
    You have too much time on your hands. Nonetheless, funny :)
  • Update:

    I did receive my laptop.

    I did not receive a hug.

    I am sad.
  • Gary
    Rob, man, you're killing me :)
  • T-Dub
    "Hello. I am DHL. How can I help you?"

    Hi Stacie.

    "Tell me more about, Stacie"

    What time should I anticipate the delivery?

    "How does anticipate the delivery, make you feel?"

    Yesterday a representative indicated I would receive notification on reparations for this incident in 12 hours.

    "Tell me more about, a representative."

    No such notification was received.

    "Please, go on."

    My number is (415)203-8618.

    "Can you elaborate on that?"

    Is there any indication of when I will be receiving my hug?

    "Why do you want a hug?"

    This has been very disheartening..

    "You are being a bit negative."

    I am so informed.

    "How long have you been so informed?"

    "Hello. I am DHL. How can I help you?"
  • I can't wait to hear if you get the hug! Get a camera, get a picture of the designated hugger!
  • Followup followup conversation with same represenative:

    Please wait for a DHL Tracking Specialist to respond.
    Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Stacie'
    Stacie: Hi. Thank you for contacting DHL Live Chat. How may I help you?
    Rob: Hi Stacie.
    Stacie: As per our records, the shipment arrived its destination as on 01/11/08, 07:23.
    Stacie: I will contact the respective service center and request them to deliver the package today that is on 01/11/08 by the end of business.
    Rob: By destination you mean?
    Stacie: Is there any thing else I can assist you with?
    Stacie: It arrived to the destination service center at SAN FRANCISCO STATION, 555 23RD STREET, SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94107.
    Rob: What time should I anticipate the delivery?
    Stacie: Unfortunately, we do not know the exact time of delivery. It depends on the route of the delivery courier. Hence, it can be delivered at any time during the day.
    Stacie: I appreciate your patience and understanding in this case.
    Stacie: Is there any thing else I can assist you with today?
    Rob: I wonder if you could rate this customer service experience for me?
    Stacie: I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
    Rob: Yesterday a representative indicated I would receive notification on reparations for this incident in 12 hours.
    Rob: No such notification was received.
    Stacie: Unfortunately, the shipment incurred a delay in transit due to a DHL handling error.
    Rob: Just a few minutes ago you terminated our chat session abruptly.
    Stacie: Please provide me with your phone number so that one of our representatives should contact you.
    Rob: And only now 15 minutes into this conversation do I have an accurate identification of the location of my shipment.
    Rob: I'm interested in your assessment of this customer service experience.
    Stacie: I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused.
    Rob: On a scale of 1 to 5.
    Rob: 5 receiving wine at the Last Supper.
    Rob: 1 being the bread line in the Gaza Strip.
    Stacie: We regret that the quality of service you received recently did not reflect the quality we strive for and appreciate you taking the time to let us know of your experience.
    Stacie: It is candid feedback such as yours that helps us find new ways to improve our service offerings.
    Stacie:
    Stacie: However, I will forward this to the concern department, hence such type of mistake does not repeat in the future.
    Rob: I'm afraid that is not an answer to my question.
    Rob: On the scale presented, how would you rate the customer perception of this incident?
    Stacie: Your shipment should be delivered today.
    Rob: Would you say that does or does not improve the customer's experience in this incident?
    Stacie: We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused and will try to improve our service levels.
    Rob: I'm sorry. I get really confused when the subject of conversation is so fluid.
    Rob: How would you categorize the experience of this shipment on a scale of 1 to 5?
    Stacie: I will categorize the experience of this shipment on a scale to 3.
    Stacie: I appreciate your patience and understanding in this case.
    Stacie: Is there any thing else I can assist you with?
    Rob: My number is (415)203-8618.
    Rob: I would appreciate a phone call with your representative.
    Stacie: Thank you for the information.
    Stacie: I will update your phone number and one of our representatives should contact you within an hour.
    Rob: Is there any indication of when I will be receiving my hug?
    Stacie: One of our representatives should contact you within an hour and your shipment should be delivered today.
    Rob: And this representative will be providing the logistical information necessary to collect this hug?
    Stacie: Yes, they will contact you and inform you about the recent status of the package.
    Rob: Excellent.
    Rob: I'm excited.
    Rob: This has been very disheartening.
    Stacie: We regret that the quality of service you received recently did not reflect the quality we strive for and appreciate you taking the time to let us know of your experience.
    Rob: No appreciation necessary.
    Rob: A hug will do fine.
    Stacie: However, I will forward this to the concern department, hence such type of mistake does not repeat in the future.
    Stacie: Please be informed that one of our representatives should contact you to inform the recent update regarding the shipment.
    Rob: I am so informed.
    Stacie: Is there any thing else I can assist you with?
    Stacie: Thank you for using DHL services. Have a great day. Bye.
    Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
  • Followup conversation with considerably more cantankerous representative Stacie.

    Chat Information Please wait for a DHL Tracking Specialist to respond.
    Chat Information You are now chatting with 'Stacie'
    Stacie: Hi. Thank you for contacting DHL Live Chat. How may I help you?
    Rob: Hi Stacie.
    Rob: What's the status of this shipment?
    Stacie: I will assist you by providing the status of the shipment.
    Rob: Awesome.
    Rob: I'm excited.
    Stacie: Currently, the shipment is in transit and DHL would make every possible effort to deliver the shipment.
    Rob: It looks like it is still in Memphis.
    Stacie: It is in transit to its destination.
    Rob: Where is the package currently?
    Stacie: Unfortunately, we do not have the exact location of the package, it is in transit to its destination.
    Stacie: DHL would make every possible effort to deliver the shipment within 24-48 hours.
    Stacie: You need not to worry.
    Rob: When was the package first shipped?
    Stacie: It was picked up on 01/09/08, 16:32.
    Rob: What service was selected for the shipment?
    Stacie: It was shipped under Next Day service.
    Stacie: Unfortunately, the shipment incurred a delay in transit due to a DHL handling error.
    Rob: So I heard yesterday.
    Rob: Where I also heard it would be delivered today.
    Rob: Is 24-48 hours today?
    Rob: I'm not so good with the maths.
    Stacie: I will contact the respective service center and speed up the delivery of your shipment within 24 hours.
    Stacie: I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
    Rob: Where is the package currently?
    Stacie: It is in transit and it should arrive to its destination today.
    Rob: Not 24-48 hours?
    Stacie: DHL would make every possible effort to deliver the shipment within 24 hours.
    Stacie: Is there any thing else I can assist you with?
    Rob: I am a little confused.
    Rob: You'll have to forgive me, I'm a little slow.
    Rob: I'm trying to process the following data points:
    Rob: 1) The shipment will be delivered in 24-48 hours.
    Rob: 2) The shipment will be delivered today.
    Rob: 3) The shipment will be delivered in 24 hours.
    Rob: Seems like this conversation is exceeded the bounds of a statistical deviation.
    Stacie: I will contact the respective service center and request them to deliver the shipment today.
    Rob: I'm sorry, what is the respective service center?
    Stacie: It is the SAN FRANCISCO center.
    Rob: So the package is in San Francisco?
    Stacie: As it arrives the San Francisco center today, I will request them to deliver your package today.
    Chat Information Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
  • G-sus
    Incredible!
  • LOL, 12 hour hug service. w00t!
  • Marilyn
    This is hysterical! One hug from Mama Traffas next time you're in the valley - well, you always get one anyway, so maybe two?! . . .still laughing here -
  • Nellie
    hahahahaha I'm so laughing out loud right now!!
    Rob, you're great. I'll give you that hug. ;)
  • Beautiful.
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